Surd Jokes 1 You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: *Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. *Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. *Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. * Tries to drown a fish in waters. *Thinks socialism means partying. *Trips over a cordless phone. *Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. *At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius." *Studies for a blood test and fails. * Sells the car for gas money. *Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. *Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. *Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. . Why can't Sardar dial 911? They cannot find the eleven on the phone How do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house. What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. Have you heard about the sardar master chef becoming an opera singer ... ? He is calling himself HavaRoti What do call a sardar ballet dancer ? Pran Singh ... What do you call a vegitarian sardar ? SaabJi Mr Saradara Singh Sardar was on his way to jallandhar . He boarded a luxury coach and sat down next to an intelligent lookincollege student . After half an hour of travelling Mr Sardara asked the student for a game of "I spy" .The student agreed , Mr Sardara said "I spy with my little eye something beginning with B .The student replied "baggage" , "No" said Mr Sardara ."bench seat" said the student , "No" said the Sardar .The student said "bus" , "No" again said the sardar .The student gave up and asked Mr Sardara for the answer. Mr Sardara Singh Sardar replied " I thought you were intelligent , the answer is "BINDOW"